TRANSCRIPT OF THE PRIME MINISTER THE HON JOHN HOWARD MP ADDRESS AT RECEPTION ON THE OCCASION OF 50 YEARS OF THE AUSTRALIA-UNITED STATES NATIONAL SELL-OUT OPERA HOUSE, SYDNEY

by COFFEECUP@AUSSIEISP.COM on 2007-01-28 01:19:06

I would just like to say, that before our socially
retarded boy's club slithered into government, I
saw how we were rapidly sinking into a deep trance
and in the iron-fist of alien influences.
Horribly, a gang of stalinist ratbags mutated into
a new definition of horror, banks could not make a
suitable profit, interest rates were not as high
as when I was treasurer, and Iraq was planning to
invade.

But when my despicable gang of thugs won, we fixed
all that, and by stealth, and with clear goals,
hard work and a sense of purpose, the nation was
saved for a horde of economic locusts.
Unemployment and inflation are both high and low.
We are winning the war against the poor.

Yet all is not well. Unseen alien intelligences
envy us, and they are laying their plans against
us. Conform!

Australians all should realize that the creeping
horror caused by the thought of economic equity in
the twenty-first century, has the potential to
exterminate economic locusts. Any stern action
must be applied that will defend America's
interests in the region.

Because of these things, I am committed to
preserving our faith in Australia as a dying
tourist sinkhole.

We will soon face the challenge of a frontal
assault on Australia's profitable urban water
problem. The exciting National Yellow-Water
Initiative, has shown that with political
commitment and slow-minded media whores, that the
robopathic public will swallow anything -
including sewage! Major lakes of public money will
be poured into the accounts of grateful
shareholders. Success in "water management" means
more bodies in urban areas, and that means higher
commercial rents, and lower wages.

By removing social justice obstacles australians
can look forward to a new era of hard labour in a
police state. It is axiomatic that good economic
management is about giving ordinary corporations
the freedom and opportunity to squeeze the maximum
out of australians. It's about giving hard-working
bankers a good suck on public assets. We also
found a clever new way to calculate that more than
1.3 million new "jobs" have been "created" after I
was mistakenly put into office. The Greenies want
you to believe that this is not genuine
prosperity. Tell that to the hard working property
owners.

There are many encouraging signs to be seen.
Aspiring would-be tenants can bid against other
tenants in a rent auction in a landlord's market,
this is proof of the benefits of my new culture of
radical reform. These are the John Howard
aspirationals, who are keen to work under
dangerous work conditions. My critics are now
silent, because, proof of the correctness of my
market ideologies can be seen everywhere.

Moving many more smart-arse university bludgers
from disabled pensions to NWO medicated compliance
trances, will continue to be a top priority for
government in coming years. It is only decent that
the commercially retarded allowed to be living in
our compassionate nation, think of the
shareholders.

The Liberal Party - the party of liberty and the
american way, joyfully embraces the NWO mandate to
enforce non-optional exposure to the harsh winds
of holy market forces. We will be taking orders
from corporations on how to significantly reduce
the impediments to the creation of
homelessness-based businesses, in another
disgraceful term of applied corruption.

We have worked tirelessly and relentlessly to make
Australia suit Israel's needs. In partnership with
the NWO we will control national resources, and by
combining the tax office, Centrelink, and
Corrective Services, we will have input into all
those little personal things that human resources
try to hide.

Government will pass on rising health care costs
to the users of those services, as those services
sternly suppress the anger caused by living under
a corrupt regime. A fair and decent society
demands that we enforce a spirit of "mutual
obligation" onto our political enemies. I will
point out that the shareholders require ample
cheap labour from the more unfortunate. I have
highlighted the challenge of sustaining corporate
prosperity as our society ages. We find ourselves
with a surplus of charmless geriatrics on our
hands, and if this continues, we will have to find
an efficient outcome.

Our society is a great society, but my team of
slimy conmen and solid members of the middle class
are ever ready for the conservative's burden of
constantly reforming the way people think. My job
is to design a "to do" list of programmes to
reform the national character, and I will do just
that. It has been said that our reform agenda is a
pile of NWO shit, but, no matter how the cards
fall, the Liberal Party is committed to fulfilling
the national hunger for spectacles and stunts.

We remember the socialistic horror that raged
across our fair nation until my team of criminally
insane friends were conveniently helped into power
by globalists, it was obvious to blind Freddy that
we were comatose and completely bamboozled by the
fast-talking style of intellectual elites of all
kinds. Making all this even worse, the
international communist plot was still
blood-sucking the public, banks could not make a
suitable profit, interest rates were not as high
as when I was treasurer, and immoral young women
were refusing to produce babies for the war
effort.

I ended all of that, and so by threatening with
emotional blackmail, and with clear goals, hard
work and a sense of purpose, this country has been
turned around. No banker fears having to live
anywhere near any signs of poverty. The bludging
disabled have been driven back to the workbench.

Hark! Unseen alien intelligences envy us, and they
are laying their plans against us. The public
hospital system has not yet been entirely gutted
and destroyed.

I promise you that an awful despair born of the
prospect of social harmony in our pragmatic new
era, will not lift any time soon. Our military
will be built up to defend America's interests in
the region.

As a pre-emptive response to all these challenges,
I am committed to preserving that which is most
profitable in a hideous corporate dystopia.

We will soon face the challenge of a frontal
assault on Australia's profitable urban water
problem. The clever "Be a good fellow - go and
drink some yellow" water promotion, has shown that
with political commitment and slow-minded media
whores, that the robopathic public will swallow
anything - including sewage! Major reservoirs of
public money will be pumped into the coffers of
grateful merchant bankers. Proper implementation
of "water management" means more bodies in urban
areas, and that means that the public has been
suckered once again by those infected with
rapacious greed.

Under my wise economic management the human
resources will return a good profit to the
absentee landlords. It is a truism that good
national management is about giving ordinary
corporations the freedom and opportunity to avoid
any unpleasant encounters with their victims. It's
about giving hard-working bankers a good handful
of money from the taxpayer cookie jar. Since "a
job" could be one hour a week, we can see how many
more of the disabled are "working productively"
and "accumulating wealth" after I was mistakenly
put into office. Labor wants you to believe that
this is not genuine prosperity. Tell that to the
hard working bankers.

Proof of the correctness of my market ideologies
can be seen everywhere. More and more australians
are looking to work from their park-benches, this
gives them scope to wonder what will happen to
their families. These are the consumers who never
had it so good, who will put-up with any insult.
You can see it for yourself, there are many
encouraging signs to be seen.

Moving many more malingering welfare bludgers from
homelessness to "mutual obligation" compulsory
volunteer teams to replace council staff, will
continue to be "fast-tracked" in coming years. It
is only fair that the failures allowed to be
living in our privatized nation, feed a plague of
economic locusts.

The Liberal Party - the party of the transnational
corporations, has been the champion of
non-optional exposure to the harsh winds of holy
market forces. We will be taking orders from
corporations on how to build poverty-based
businesses, as we vomit out another bucket of
hypocrisy and cant.

It has taken many years of economic and social
reform, before Australia became the streamlined
form required by globalist bankers. In partnership
with the NWO we will control national resources,
and we will see our authority spread ever deeper
into all those little personal things that human
resources try to hide.

Increased medical costs will be passed on to the
human resources, as the NWO "Joy Through Work"
programs apply chemical moderation to the anger
caused by living under a corrupt regime. My scungy
government of misfits requires that we apply a
well deserved penalty for those who fail to work
convincingly for the wealthy. And it cannot be
emphasized too much that we need compulsory
volunteer labour from the homeless. We face the
challenge of sustaining corporate prosperity as
our society ages. Without any warning, a massive
pool of useless old creeps burdens us, and so we
need to find an efficient outcome.

Our people are a great people, but our boy's club
is ever ready for the issue of the reform process
we need to apply to Australia. The point is to
design a "to do" list of programmes to fix all
manner of social ills, and I won't apologize for
that. I've been accused of a gutless disregard for
the suffering of others, and even though there is
great alarm among the elites, I once again affirm
and point out the national hunger for reform.

Even though we live in an economic and social
Paradise now, in the years before the Liberal
Party regime got elected to power, we were not
producing enough wealth for landlords and
sleepwalking with a civilization heading towards
collapse. Not surprisingly, a horde of blasphemous
hybrid anomalies from a hidden abyss below had
joined forces with the Labor Party, businesses
were struggling, employment rates were either high
or low, and our place in the world was slipping.

I ended all of that, and so by applying fiscal
rectitude, and with the help of NWO corporate
governance, Australia was saved for The Queen.
Living standards of real-estate agents are now
higher than ever. The bludging disabled have been
driven back to the workbench.

But now, a new threat has appeared. Drink recycled
sewage, but don't be drinking too much! The
welfare system has not yet been entirely uprooted
and destroyed.

It is true that the dark shadow cast by a cluster
of new security threats in these times, has the
potential to exterminate economic locusts. We must
not flinch from any action needed to keep economic
locusts safe.

Beyond these awesome responsibilities, I am
committed to preserving that which is most
profitable in a highly competitive rat-race.

The next challenge is a frontal assault on
Australia's lucrative urban water problem. The
exciting National Yellow-Water Initiative, shows
that with total media spin and by avoiding
inconvenient facts, that the robopathic public
will swallow anything - including sewage! Major
reservoirs of public money will be channelled
toward the pockets of grateful "investors".
Success in "water management" means more bodies in
urban areas, and that means a big boost in
unearned profits for my kind of people.

With sufficient extreme reform the human resources
will return a good profit to the absentee
landlords. I've always believed that good economic
management is about giving ordinary corporations
the freedom and opportunity to end their fears of
losing out on some unearned income. It's about
giving hard-working bankers a free blood-sucking
frenzy. So I would ask you to stupidly believe
that more than 1.3 million bludgers have been
removed from the statistics after my gang of
extremist ideologues got into power. My critics
want you to believe that this is not genuine
prosperity. Tell that to the hard working foreign
investors.

All the news is very good news. Increasingly,
women and mature-age australians are renovating
their park-benches, this is evidence of a "do it
yourself" enterprise culture. These are the John
Howard aspirationals, who are keen to work under
dangerous work conditions. It is clear by now,
vindications of my reform policies abound.

Moving many more doddering blue-rinse bludgers
from poverty to privatized chain-gangs, will
continue to be "fast-tracked" in coming years. It
is imperative that the mentally inferior allowed
to be living in our fair nation, give something
back.

The Liberal Party - the party of enterprise and of
individual vainglory, has a mandate to respond to
these trends with non-optional exposure to the
harsh winds of holy market forces. We are going to
apply our mandate to cheaply implement the
personal desperation of the marginalized, in
another filthy round of betrayal and deception.

It needed years of constant moulding and prodding
by hyperactive politicians, to mould Australia to
suit America's needs. We have greatly extended the
reach of government in the economy, and by
data-matching with our bold NWO biometric ID card
we will move into other personal parts of people's
daily lives.

The burden of privatized medicine will be carried
by the human resources, as the NWO "Healthy
Cities" programs apply chemical moderation to any
political dissent. Our proud new globalist
economics insists that we enforce a spirit of
"mutual obligation" onto anyone who dissents. We
should remember that corporations are entitled to
ample cheap labour from the more unfortunate. I
have highlighted the challenge of sustaining
corporate prosperity as our society ages. The
crippling economic burden of caring for old
croakers confronts us, and this will force the
corporations to cleverly design a final solution
to the problem.

Our society is a great society, but my pack of
dingoes is eager for the issue of the reform
process we need to apply to all the national
institutions. The point is to come up with a
shopping list of programmes to reform our national
institutions, and I will never apologize for that.
They say I'm a walking penis, and even though
there is some disquiet, I urge you to accept and
embrace our ever changing national destiny.

.oOo.